Better in bed

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: „Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?“

Maria: „Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.“

„The first is that I iron better than you.“

Wife: „Who said you iron better than me?“

Maria: „Jor huzban he say so.“

Wife: „Oh yeah?“

Maria: „The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.“

Wife: „Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?“

Maria: „Jor hozban did.“

Wife increasingly agitated: „Oh he did did he???“

Maria: „The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.“

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

„And did my husband say that as well?“

Maria: „No Señora……. The gardener did.“

Wife: „So how much do you want?“